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Awesome Deal!
CoolSculpting
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Valued At $ 2
Awesome Discount: 1%
Awesome Deal Price: $ 1
Description
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Attract the right kind of attention with this Awesome Deal to use at [Your Business]. Choose between the following options:
•For $299, you get a Zeltiq CoolSculpting treatment on one small body area (a $700 value). Small areas include:
◦Love handles
◦Back
◦Thigh
◦Chest
Board-certified dermatologist [Your Company Doc] and his staff of skin whisperers carefully wield a CoolSculpting applicator to freeze targeted fat cells and slim clients’ silhouettes. One session of the non-invasive, FDA-cleared treatment, featured on the Today Show in 2010, can reduce adipose tissue by an average of 20 percent without harming the surrounding tissue or creating long recovery times. Much like a macaroni sculpture that one builds during therapy, crystallized fat cells gradually come apart two to four months post-session, resulting in a trimmer figure that remains long after each visit.
Check the CoolSculpting FAQs for more information about the procedure, developed by researchers at Harvard Medical School and a pair of hyper-intelligent skinny jeans.
[Your Company Doc] and his staff recommend two to three sessions for best results.



